February 2012
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lolinternets:
I’m allergic to effort
“when one door closes, another one opens”
imagine how annoying it would be if that were true
you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open
your cat escapes
you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
so uh, if anyone sees a script for the original...
i dont fucks with these new ones
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lightningscarsandinvisiblecars:
i don’t like my personality or my appearance wow i am shit outta luck aren’t i
When “Pokemon” was first released in Japan,...
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things i do when i fangirl:
bittersweetirony:
smile until jaw feels like breaking
make seizure-like body movements
make random hand gestures
if alone, scream loudly
if not alone, scream internally
if doesn’t care, scream anyway
run around the house then back
weep
weep but don’t let tears fall
make some ugly noises that are actually supposed to sound happy
hug something
claw something
pull hair
sigh
try saying...
incrediblesunshine:
When did This:
Become Hotter Than This:
I need a credit card so I can buy my personalized...
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When someone interrupts your blogging
ewrecktion:
“Hello Lifealert”
“Hello Stella, are you okay?”
“… is your refrigerator running?”
“Stella, we’re all getting a little tired of your bullshit”
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Dear David Karp,
RIP Tumblr Dashboard Icons 2007-2012
iwontforgiveyounow:
You were the only thing that never changed about Tumblr, and now you’re gone.
UH WTF IS THIS SHIT?
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moriartysalive:
so who wants to get this printed on tshirts and wear it to a8?
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africans:
everyone i follow is a girl until i find out they’re a boy
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butthorn:
I’m going to go to Titanic 3D and bring little spray bottles of water and spray people during the sinking of the ship to help with the 3D experience
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moriartysalive:
i wish it didn’t cost so much to send texts to people in other countries because i would text the shit out of so many of you
just casually spamming everyone with the...
dont worry everyone
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deansdickfrecklesarchive asked: whY
Moonwalking into jail because you’re a smooth criminal.
WHO LIKES THE NEW ICON?
the old one will be back in a week
eastcollins:
browsing misha collins tab and i find this (nsfw otherwise i wouldn’t be laughing sfm)
i bet nobody would make it their icon for a week
orly?
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When I see my phone light up:
When I realize it was just telling me that I have no new emails:
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me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
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blainevines:
i wonder what i’d be doing right now if i had never made a tumblr
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What's that? You think you know something about...
queen-moriarty:
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